My latest neologism: gadgerati
n.
One who is owns or covets cutting-edge gadgets; a member of the gadget-toting elite.

Unrelated: This is the 2nd time in less than 2 weeks that a random website has predicted erectile dysfunction in my future. Is the universe trying to tell me something?

You shall henceforth be known as:
Knight of The Meritorious Order of Erectile Dysfunction, BitBoy

From the Flywheel Random Title and Name Generator.